My good friend Bert works at the pentagon in a very highly classified program that involves delivery of WMDs (Weapons of Mass Destruction) to NVFNs (not very friendly nations). He recently told me that he has been reassigned for another year to work for a Senator from Arizona. I don't know if this seems odd to anyone, but isn't it a bit strange to have a member of Congress with his own personal tactical nuclear weapons specialist?
Who knows, maybe they come in handy at the weekend barbecue or for an undocumented worker exchange program?
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